You know you've been in Bulgaria too long...

...When you're watching the Bulgarian equivalent of America's Funniest Home Videos and you're more impressed with the fact that they have a bathtub in their house rather than paying attention to the actual content.

....When you're watching a soap opera where one person is sick and the other one tries to force her to drink whiskey to feel better and that seems normal. And when she refuses you immediately know it's because she's not sick, she's pregnant. 

....When you find validity in the statement "Pearl Harbor is better than Titanic." 

...When you get into an argument over who is more attractive:

Hristo Botev

OR

Vasil Levski

**My vote was for Levski.